I Don’t Care About Your Band by Julie Klausner $5 plus $3 shipping SOLD!
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♡ Synopsis: Inspired by a New York Times “Modern Love” article, comedian Julie Klausner’s I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR BAND is an irreverent comic memoir about Klausner’s disasters in dating. Written with breezy wit and pop-culture savvy, the book should be a hit with fans of Amy Sedaris and Sloane Crosley.
♡ According to Julie Klausner, “what Sarah Vowell is to American history, I am to guys in their thirties who have never been married and really like Cat Power.” Inspired by her New York Times “Modern Love” piece about getting the brush-off from an indie rock musician, I Don’t Care About Your Band is the true story of Klausner’s rocky road to romantic enlightenment, laced with tales from her “cartoonishly Jewish” upbringing and brimming with truisms to which any woman who’s ever been on a date will relate. Such as:
·Find a Gay Best Friend, Immediately. Nobody will be meaner when talking about the guy who broke your heart.
·Friend with Benefits is Like a Unicorn that Craps Cupcakes. Fun to imagine, but not real.
·It’s a Great Idea to Have Coffee with a Married Man. If you’re doing research for your dissertation on narcissism.
·”Crazy” Is an STD. And there are worse things you can catch from guys who aren’t right for you.
By turns edgy and deeply personal, with rapid-fire humor throughout, I Don’t Care About Your Band shows the evolution of a young woman who endured myriad encounters with some very twisted men-to emerge with real-world wisdom on matters of the heart.
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